Quote from Cameron in Arrested
Cameron: Okay. Let's change the subject. Have a seat. Have some breakfast. See if there's anything on that plate you like a lot. Alex: Is this bacon? Cameron: Of course it is, silly. [aside to camera:] Cameron: Been on a little bit of a health kick lately, so I took a vegan cooking class, and my new thing is "fakon." It's like real bacon. Mitchell: Except for the look, the texture, and the taste. Cameron: Maybe the store-bought kind. But I make my own, so it's not even real fakon. It's faux-fakon. "Faux-kon." Mitchell: It's faux-kon disgusting. Cameron: You can't tell the difference.