Man: How much for the ashtray?
Jay: I don't know. What's the tag say?
Man: Well, it says 50 cents, but there's a chip in it.
Jay: Well, that's why it's lying on a blanket on my lawn, next to some old corn on the cob handles.
Man: I'll give you 35.
Jay: You're wearing a $10,000 watch. You're haggling over 15 cents?
Man: You live in this place, and you can't let that 15 cents go?
Jay: Fine. 35.
Man: Can you break a 50?
Jay: Get out.