Claire: Well, honey, I just wanted to check in and say hi. Alex, come say hi to your sister! I love you so much.
Alex: What's up, lady?
Haley: Oh, my God. You did not just say, "what's up, lady?" What's wrong with you?
Alex: I was just saying hello-
Haley: Oh, it's like the lamest thing you've ever said. And what is that shirt? What are you, a flapper?
Alex: I just bought it at that store that you-
Haley: Oh, where? Forever 1921? And what is going on with your hair?
Alex: What's wrong with my hair?
Haley: Oh, you should just dip yourself in boy repellent.
Alex: Shut up! Mom!
Claire: And balance is restored.