Jay: [on the phone] Anyway, I haven't slept in a week. Gloria's snoring like a water buffalo.
Claire: Aw. Well, she's pregnant. It's uncomfortable. What, she put on 15? 20? 25? 30?
Jay: We're not doing this again. How do I bring it up?
Claire: Well, for starters, you don't. You suck it up. Dad, your hot wife who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with a baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
Jay: I'm just so tired.
Claire: It's a small sacrifice compared to what she's going through. Poor thing, what with the extra thirty, thirty-five, forty, forty-five?
Jay: We're done.