Claire: Okay. If elected, I would consider all opinions and not ignore those of the opposition, as councilman Bailey has done for six terms. [horn honks] What? That was a great answer.
Haley: Well, I couldn't hear it because you were showing me the bad side of your face.
Claire: I have a bad side?
Haley: Yeah, the left.
Phil: No. It's the right.
Haley: Uh, Dad, it's totally the left. I mean, look at it.
Phil: Sweetheart, why do you think I chose my side of the bed?