Gloria: Mi amor, I'm so proud of you. Is there nothing in the world that you can't do?
Jay: Centerpieces, for starters.
Gloria: Shh!
Jay: Why do you say everything of his is great, even if it isn't?
Gloria: Because I'm building him up. That's what parents do.
Jay: Too much, if you ask me. Kids cross the street nowadays, they get a ribbon. Manny's got plenty of confidence. He just needs a little reality check every now and then. And this thing is a horn of ugly.