Quote from Claire in When Good Kids Go Bad
Claire: Okay, everybody. Showtime. Phil: Oh, my gosh. It's us at the market. Uh-huh. Yeah, it's security camera footage. Mitchell: I don't understand. What are we watching? Jay: Well, it ain't "The Godfather," I can tell you that much. Claire: Okay, look, I fell yesterday at the market, and Phil and I have been having a little disagreement as to what happened. Just watch. Okay, right here. I stop to fix my shoe, and then Phil- Right there. Okay. He makes way for this very attractive woman, whom he conveniently leaves out of his retelling of the story. Now right here, Phil backs up, pushes his butt into the cart, pushes me into the cans! Do you see that?! Oh! It's all his fault, just like I said! I was right! Suck it!