Quote from Mitchell in Dude Ranch
Mitchell: Cam, I'm sorry. Look, what if I can't do the father-son stuff? The hunting, the- The sports, the Three Stooges? You know what happens in real life when someone gets hit in the head with a ladder? They go to the hospital and they get an MRI. Never see that scene. Cameron: I think you're overthinking this. You know, I love sports, I love the Stooges. We've got this covered. Mitchell: No. No, you- You got it covered. But I'm just stuck on the sidelines, pretending to understand the rules, and... You know, my dad was a rough-and-tumble guy, and I just-- I could never relate to him. And I don't know. I just don't think I could handle disappointing two generations. Cameron: I think you're more masculine than you give yourself credit for. Mitchell: [gasps] Who puts a birdhouse next to a porch?