Quote from Haley in Mother's Day
Haley: What are you wearing?
Claire: You don't remember this shirt? You made it for me for Mother's Day in kindergarten. It's adorable.
Haley: It's perverted. It looks like you were felt up by the creepy guy around the corner.
Alex: Ew! Why him?
Haley: Because he's got freakishly tiny hands.
Phil: Thank you.