Quote from Cameron in Two Monkeys and a Panda
Cameron: Oh, my God! Mitchell: What? Cameron: Lily's adoption certificate. Her name is Lily Tucker Pritchett. Mitchell: Right. Cameron: Not Tucker-hyphen-Pritchett like it's supposed to be. First name, Lily. Middle name, Tucker. Last name, Pritchett. Mitchell: Well, that can't be right. Cameron: This is a legal document. She only has your last name. My name's just a middle name. Mitchell: Stay calm. Don't get upset. Cameron: Nobody knows anyone's middle name. Quick. What's my middle name? Mitchell: Scott. Cameron: Of course you know mine. We're a couple.