Cameron: Oh, my God!
Mitchell: What?
Cameron: Lily's adoption certificate. Her name is Lily Tucker Pritchett.
Mitchell: Right.
Cameron: Not Tucker-hyphen-Pritchett like it's supposed to be. First name, Lily. Middle name, Tucker. Last name, Pritchett.
Mitchell: Well, that can't be right.
Cameron: This is a legal document. She only has your last name. My name's just a middle name.
Mitchell: Stay calm. Don't get upset.
Cameron: Nobody knows anyone's middle name. Quick. What's my middle name?
Mitchell: Scott.
Cameron: Of course you know mine. We're a couple.