Cameron: Okay, gun to your head. Which pair should I wear?
Mitchell: Oh, gun to my head, I'd say pull the trigger.
Cameron: What's that supposed to mean?
Mitchell: No Fizbo.
Cameron: But why?
Mitchell: Cam. Cam, the center of attention at Lily's party should be Lily, not Fizbo the needy clown.
Cameron: I'm sorry. Excuse me. Needy?
Mitchell: "Why aren't they laughing, Mitchell? Why aren't they clapping when I'm pulling the handkerchief out of my mouth?"
Cameron: It's 10 feet long with boxer shorts at the end. It works on so many levels.