Quote from Jay in Caught in the Act
Claire: So why don't you just get off your high horse, Dad? At least I am trying to handle this better than the two of you did. Jay: What did we do? Claire: You made gimlets and went back to your room. Jay: What were we supposed to do? Claire: You-You could have talked to me. You could have made sure that I was okay. Jay: Wanna talk about it? Claire: Yes. Jay: Fine! Your mother and I were watching a particularly racy episode of Hart to Hart. Stefanie Powers had to go undercover as a call girl. Claire: Mm-mmm. Dad. Jay: Hang on. This whole story makes more sense if you know I got a thing for thigh-high boots. Claire: Oh, gross. Gross. You are ruining sex for me. And boots.