Claire: So why don't you just get off your high horse, Dad? At least I am trying to handle this better than the two of you did.
Jay: What did we do?
Claire: You made gimlets and went back to your room.
Jay: What were we supposed to do?
Claire: You-You could have talked to me. You could have made sure that I was okay.
Jay: Wanna talk about it?
Claire: Yes.
Jay: Fine! Your mother and I were watching a particularly racy episode of Hart to Hart. Stefanie Powers had to go undercover as a call girl.
Claire: Mm-mmm. Dad.
Jay: Hang on. This whole story makes more sense if you know I got a thing for thigh-high boots.
Claire: Oh, gross. Gross. You are ruining sex for me. And boots.