Quote from Jay in The Kiss
Jay: What's wrong with "thanks"? Claire: It's pretty much the bare minimum, Dad. Manny: Jay, for God sakes, just say something. Jay: You want me to say something? How about "you're welcome"? How about "I'm so happy to be here for you all so I can take the blame for all your crap"? I can't do this. I never did that. Trust me. I gave you twice as much as my father ever gave me. The man kissed me one time in my entire life. Came up behind me, kissed me in the back of the head, said, "Good night, Becky." He thought I was my sister.