Mitchell: Oh, this is insane. Buying a shirt it's not a kiss-worthy moment.
Cameron: I didn't know there was an official list. Tell us, what is on the list?
Mitchell: I'll tell you what's not on the list. Finding jalapeno-stuffed olives making the light on Maple, every time we see a VW.
Cameron: You don't like kiss-buggy?
Mitchell: It's not a real game. It's just another way for you to be needy and I don't appreciate you making me feel bad because I can't live up to your impossible standards. Nobody kisses at a bowling alley.
Cameron: I almost got a turkey!