Jay: Then one day, Wilt Chamberlain shows up. He says, "Can you take a little off the top for my friend here?" And it's Elvis.
Luke: No way.
Jay: Greatest singer that ever lived, after Sinatra. I'll fight any man who says different.
Luke: My dad says the greatest singer who ever lived is Peabo Bryson.
Jay: Then I guess I gotta fight your dad.
Luke: Yeah, I guess.