Quote from Frank in Travels with Scout
Luke: I don't want to keep Scout if it makes Grandpa sad. Claire: Yeah, I know, sweetie. But Grandma has allergies, so Scout has to stay with us. Phil: Well, she could always just get some allergy shots. Claire: Honey, you don't want to put her through that. Frank Dunphy: Hell, back in the day, I got a vasectomy for her.