Quote from Jay in My Funky Valentine
David Brenner: And you don't have to worry about him cheating. That's for sure. Because if he does, you'll catch him when he comes home with two sets of teeth in his mouth. Jay: Yeah. David Brenner: So tell me, on the wedding night, what- What did he do? Did he say he wanted to change into something comfortable and go into a coma? Jay: Listen, I gotta use the men's room. Nuh-uh. I gotta use the men's room. I'll be right back. David Brenner: Where you going? Wait a minute. I'm only joking. That's what I do. You know, you're way younger than I am. You just don't look it.