Haley: Okay, nobody make a big deal about it, but I just broke up with Dylan.
Phil: No!
Claire: Oh, my gosh. Are you okay, honey?
Haley: Yeah, I'm fine. I just- I need to date someone who has a clue, instead of an idiot who bangs his head every time he rides his bike out of his garage. Every time!
Phil: I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry for both of you. I'll have to text him later.