Quote from Mitchell in Fifteen Percent
Jay: Look at these guys. They look like they came out of the 1800s. You see Hugo over there? After lunch, he ordered a Sanka. Mitchell: No, they're not the ones that are uncomfortable with this. You are. You've never been completely accepting of me. And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old. Jay: These guys don't understand the gay thing. Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying. Mitchell: That's weird, because your friend Shorty there, gay as they come. Jay: You gotta be kiddin'. Mitchell: Mm-mmm. No. My gaydar is never wrong, and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse. Jay: What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married. Mitchell: Okay, that makes- So did Elton John, Merv Griffin, Cole Porter.