Cameron: You know what? I don't need to sit here and be condescended to. I'm gonna make myself an ice tea.
Mitchell: I will bring you down.
Cameron: You can't bring me down.
Mitchell: I'll sweep your legs.
Cameron: There's something wrong with you that the sound of our child in such distress doesn't bother you more.
Mitchell: She's not in distress, and this just proves that you need this more than she does. I'm Ferberizing two babies.