Haley: Mom, just so you know, Dylan cannot have mayonnaise.
Claire: That's random. Why are you telling me that?
Haley: 'Cause he's coming to the party.
Claire: Is that absolutely necessary?
Alex: Yes, because she can't go 10 minutes without her boyfriend's tongue in her mouth. It's like he's feeding a baby bird.
Haley: Don't be so jealous. I'm sure you'll meet someone super hot at computer camp.