Quote from Gloria in Fizbo
Jay: Hey, Gloria, you got any idea how to wrap one of these things? Gloria: Is that a crossbow? Jay: Yeah. Am I the greatest grandpa in the world or what? Gloria: We can't give Luke a crossbow. He pokes himself in the eye every time he uses a straw. Jay: Are you kidding? I had one when I was his age. My dad used to give me a quarter for every crow I bagged. Gloria: And I used to have a machete. But times have changed.