Gloria: Hmm, the cute busboy doesn't know that you're smart.
Alex: What?
Gloria: He's been smiling at you every time he comes to the table.
Alex: He does not!
Gloria: Why do you think we are the only people with bread? Look, one day, you are going to want to date a cute guy like that. When that day comes, you're gonna want to look beautiful, and then you'll wear a dress.
Alex: So, you ever kiss another girl?
Gloria: That's no way to talk to your grandmother.