Jay: The only reason I'm hard on Manny is just because I don't wanna see him make a fool of himself. And I can smell that hair goo of his from here.
Gloria: Look, I don't know what's gonna happen to him over there but you're his family now. And that means only one thing. You be the wind in his back, not the spit in his face!
Jay: What?
Gloria: Something my mom always says. It's gorgeous in Spanish.