Cameron: Now, may I give you a piece of advice from my first date? Don't say how much you want to have kids, and don't cry, because your makeup will run.
Lily: I'm more worried about my date running when he sees you two there.
Mitchell: You'll barely even notice us, okay? Just be yourself. You are... You're so funny. [gasps] Okay, tell that funny story of the old drunk guy who was kissing the donkey.
Cameron: Oh, because your family's perfect?