Cameron: Wait, this is a delicate moment. We could scar her if we don't handle it right.
Mitchell: Ohhh! God, I know that's true. My first kiss was terrible. My mom walked in on me with this girl. I can still hear my mom scream to my dad, "I told you he wasn't!"
Cameron: Well, mine was worse.
Mitchell: It's not a competition.
Cameron: My dad found me in a barn open-mouth kissing a tackling dummy.
Mitchell: And you win.