Bobby: You know what I think? You only invited us because we make you look like the hot old guy!
Longinus: Old guy? I'm not old.
Cameron: Oh, please. Hide that hairline all you want. We know what year you danced on that Paula Abdul tour, and so do they.
Longinus: Oh, my God. I'm making a fool out of myself, aren't I? Straight up, now tell me.