Phil: Why can't I just [into microphoney] shut up? [crowd gasps]
Joel L.L. Logan: Sorry, was I going on too long?
Phil: I didn't [gasps] You're Joel L.L. Logan.
Joel L.L. Logan: What's your question, friend?
Phil: Oh, uh...
Joel L.L. Logan: Don't be shy. I may have created this kingdom, but we're all fellow heirs to it. Isn't that right? [crowd whistling distinctly]
Phil: In that case, Mr. Logan. Uh, I read on a fan page there's gonna be a Mozgovian uprising in the season finale that'll wipe out the entire ruling class, including the gruesome beheading of Adebayo the Righteous.
Joel L.L. Logan: Um...
Phil: Wait, a-are you are you gonna kill Adebayo?
Joel L.L. Logan: What? No, no. Who's- Who- Who's Adebayo? [chuckles]
Phil: Oh, dear lord. It is true.
Man: You fool! Why would you ask him that?! We all stay off of spoiler sites for a reason!
Man #2: This show is the only thing I've got going on and you ruined it! [crowd booing]
Phil: Ohh! Ow! They let you bring your spheres?! They took away my tweezers!