Quote from Phil in Dear Beloved Family
Gloria: Phil, thank you so much for helping, especially after Jay was so rude to you last night. [aside to camera:] Phil: I wanted to start a new family tradition. In a way, I succeeded. We now have Phil Un-appreciation Day. [flashback:] Phil: Hear ye, hear ye! Jay: Nope. Phil: I hereby declare the opening of the first annual Dunphy Games. Jay: Hard pass. Phil: Tests of strength, games of chance with the champion receiving the coveted Dunphy chalice and this gift card to Yogurtland. Jay: Phil, it's not going to happen. Phil: Your dissent has been noted, town elder, but perhaps those who've seen fewer winters should cast a vote. [chatter] Frank: Who dares accept the challenge of a noodle-joust? Phil: No sale, Dad. Frank: Oh, well. Nice try, Son. I'll probably just drive back to Florida, then. Great to see you guys.