Alex: Wait, so, how did dad's turkey get in their suitcase?
Haley: And where did that small turkey come from?
Manny: And how did you know to come here? Dinner was supposed to be at Claire's.
Jay: All right, all right. It's like "The Caine Mutiny" in here! Our vacation got canceled at the last minute. We decided not to say anything because we wanted a break.
Claire: A br- A break from what?!
Jay: From Thanksgiving craziness. From- From stress, from yelling, from these two parading around in dresses.
Mitchell: That was a one-time thing.
Cameron: Okay, we don't wear dresses at home.
Jay: Now, look, I get that Thanksgiving is a big day for families who never see each other, but this group is together non-stop. Look, why don't you take the suitcase turkey home with you? You take the backpack turkey. We'll order a pizza, and we'll all call it a night.