Quote from Jay in Yard Sale
Alex: There you are. Michael: Hey. Sorry. I got lost in this "Elle Decor." Justin Timberlake is designing his own home line, and I'm trying to reserve judgment. Alex: Michael I have to ask you something. I want you to know it's okay either way, but... are you gay? Michael: What? No! I'm not! I-I took you to prom. I kissed you. Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Are--are you a boy? Alex: No. Michael: Right. So then I'm straight. Alex: I didn't mean to make you mad. Michael: I'm not mad. I'm just... Angry. Alex: I'm sorry. And those are synonyms. Michael: You just know everything today. Can you just give me a minute? Jay: [enters] Hey. Can I help you? Michael: Yeah. Why does everybody think I'm gay? Jay: God, I hate yard sales.