Alex: There you are.
Michael: Hey. Sorry. I got lost in this "Elle Decor." Justin Timberlake is designing his own home line, and I'm trying to reserve judgment.
Alex: Michael I have to ask you something. I want you to know it's okay either way, but... are you gay?
Michael: What? No! I'm not! I-I took you to prom. I kissed you. Unless you're a boy, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. Are--are you a boy?
Alex: No.
Michael: Right. So then I'm straight.
Alex: I didn't mean to make you mad.
Michael: I'm not mad. I'm just... Angry.
Alex: I'm sorry. And those are synonyms.
Michael: You just know everything today. Can you just give me a minute?
Jay: [enters] Hey. Can I help you?
Michael: Yeah. Why does everybody think I'm gay?
Jay: God, I hate yard sales.