Quote from Gloria in Caught in the Act
Gloria: I just need to send this e-mail to Claire why I'm not working on the bake sale next week, but I can't say the real reason. Jay: Why not? Gloria: Because she drive me crazy when she's in charge of these things. Jay: Okay. We got a flight to catch, so let me help you out here. You tell me what you wanna say to her, and I'll help you find a nice way to say it. Gloria: I want to say "I can't work on the bake sale because you're a bossy control freak that looks down on my cupcakes, even though your lemon squares were very dry." Jay: There. Okay? How's this? Gloria: "Dear Claire, I can't work the bake sale because you're a bossy control freak who look down..." Very funny, Jay. Ay. Ay. Why the whoosh? Where did- Where is the e-mail? It sended! Ay! Make it come back. Jay: I don't know how to make it come back. Gloria: Now she's gonna read it and she's gonna think it's from me! Jay: Well, technically, it was from you. But come on. Let's hit the road. Gloria: It sended! Please come back.