Jay: Hey, boys. Look who it is, the guy that stole our parking spot.
Luke: Are you going to hit him? I'd totally hit him.
Jay: I'm not gonna hit him, but I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. Now, boys, pay attention. You wanna be men? This is how you handle a jerk like this. Hey, chief. You know, you stole our parking space today.
Guy: What?
Jay: That's right. I was waiting for the parking space, you sneaked right in there. That make you feel like a big man?
Guy: Did I? I didn't even notice.
Jay: That's no excuse.
Guy: I'm really sorry. My dog died today. I had to put him to sleep. Fourteen years. He was all I had. Now I can't stand the thought of going back to my empty apartment. So I just keep wandering around the mall.
Jay: You know what? Forget about the... spot.
Guy: God! That was his name!
Luke: Do not hit him.