Reese Quote #706

Quote from Reese in Convention

Reese: What is wrong with you? How can you do this?
Malcolm: What are you talking about?
Reese: You invited them over here to gawk at Patty, like she's some piece of meat? Mom and Dad paid good money for her. She's ours!
Eraserhead: We're leaving.
Malcolm: He's not going to do anything with her in the house.
Dabney: Wow, she's like kryptonite.
Lloyd: So, this is Reese's blankie? It's darling.
Reese: I guess, suddenly there's no such thing as tomorrow.
Lloyd: [takes out wallet] All I have are singles.

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 ‘Convention’ Quotes

Quote from Malcolm

Malcolm: So, yesterday, in my gifted class - I'm not bragging that I'm gifted, but that's just what they call the class. We're studying Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis, it's a Mad Cow disease. It started because they were grinding up dead cows to feed them to the other cows. Basically the prions turn their brains into soup, right in their skulls. It's very similar to a disease that afflicted a tribe of cannibals, because they feasted on their victims' brains. [Patty is silent]

Quote from Malcolm

Reese: Hey, is his stick bigger than my stick?
Malcolm: I don't know. They're just sticks.
Reese: Yeah, but why does he get the better stick? I always get the crappy sticks! Why is everything of mine so lame? I never have anything nice! My life sucks!
Malcolm: [to Dewey] Give me that. [snaps Dewey's stick in half]
Dewey: [sobs]
Malcolm: [to camera] Sometimes, things just have a way of working out.

Quote from Reese

Reese: I don't see why we need a babysitter!
Malcolm: Yeah, Dad's convention is only for two days!
Reese: How can you not trust us? [off Lois's look] Well, it's still not fair!
Lois: I trust you to be on your own. The babysitter's not going to be here for two hours. Don't... do... anything.