Hal Quote #740
Quote from Hal in Burning Man
Lois: Hal, this place is so great! I met the nicest group of gals down by the Porta Potti's. They call themselves a "tribe," like a group of wild Indians. Isn't that cute? They invited me to the hemp-braiding tent later.
Hal: What are you using the Porta-Pottys for when we have the world's greatest toilet ten feet away in the RV? That thing will suck down a small deer. [looks at the corwd] Mention free food and they start gathering like flies.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.