Hal Quote #940
Quote from Hal in Burning Man
Hal: Wow! This stuff is gorgeous. We really have to get some for the house. Howdy! Just getting the old homestead set up. Best hamburgers and dogs you've ever tasted are on me when I get this baby fired up, huh? [chuckles]
Woman: What's he doing?
Man: It's performance art. He's skewering the empty banality of the modern suburban dad.
Hal: Honey, where'd I put my good basting brush? Honey? Honey?
Woman: This guy's good.
Hal: No one told me there was a looky-loo convention in town.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.