Hal Quote #730
Quote from Hal in Burning Man
Hal: Hey, you boys check out the flat screen TV back in the bedroom? And the two-thirds-scale fold-down pool table? Boy, we're gonna have so much fun in this baby! [Dewey uncaps a bottle] Whoa, whoa. What was that?
Dewey: I just opened an apple juice for Jamie.
Hal: And now you can close it back up. I thought I was clear about this. The camper is going back without a single stain, smudge, smell or dent.
Dewey: Yeah, but I really think Jamie-
Hal: D-D-D-Dewey, what is the rule?
Dewey: This one RV is worth three of me.
Hal: Okay.
Malcolm in the Middle Quotes
‘Burning Man’ Quotes
Quote from Hal
Hal: What's this? The food's all green.
Lois: I added a little food coloring. It's artistic. I'm being artistic.
Reese: Mom's right. I always thought art was just stupid paintings of old dead guys in drag, but I was wrong. Art can be doing something, or even undoing something. Like when I blew up the Muller's mailbox, that was art, and I didn't even know it.
Hal: Green eggs and toast. I do not like green eggs and toast.
Quote from Reese
Reese: Help me get this grate off. I'm gonna ditch out when we slow down for a turn. I am not going to Burning Man with Mom and Dad.
Malcolm: Reese, we're in the middle of the desert.
Reese: I know what you're thinking. The road runners are too smart to catch and eat. But the coyotes are idiots.
Quote from Hal
Lois: I still can't believe Mr. Barnes let you borrow his fancy RV. This is so classy. This is like Buckingham Palace on wheels.
Hal: He ripped one on the elevator just before the CEO got on, and I took the blame for it. That's the way things work in the corporate world.
Lois: You're unselfish, and it paid off.