Dewey Quote #485
Quote from Dewey in Buseys Take a Hostage
Hansen: Dewey, I need you to re-sort my pills again.
Dewey: I just finished sorting them. It took me a half hour.
Hansen: I know. But then I unsorted them so I could see if I could sort them by myself. I can't.
Dewey: All right. Just don't touch them anymore. I'll do it with you after school.
Penelope: Dewey, I need your help after school.
Dewey: I'm already helping Hansen.
Piama: But I need you! The sidewalks told me they wouldn't let me walk home anymore. Can you?
Dewey: Okay, just wait till I'm done, then I'll walk you home. But, seriously, you guys have to start trying to do a little more for yourselves.
Chad: Oh, that reminds me. My uncle died, and my parents were wondering if you'd explain death to me.
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Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Are you studying?
Reese: Yeah. My stupid teachers wait until the end of my senior year to tell me I have final exams. In every single class! I've got to get serious now. If the finals are anything like this practice test, it's gonna be brutal.
Malcolm: It's just a bunch of true/false questions.
Reese: So it's a 50-50 chance. Do you know what the odds are of getting one of those right?
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What's up with Mom?
Reese: She just saw my report card. I flunked out of every single class.
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Every single one of my finals, I got every question wrong.
Malcolm: Oh, my God.
Reese: I know. Now I get to repeat my senior year! Isn't this great? I worked so hard for this. I had to make sure I flunked every class so completely, I couldn't make it up in summer school. Now I don't have to move out or go to college or get a job for a whole 'nother year! This is the greatest achievement of my entire life!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Did you pull an all nighter?
Reese: Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused, so I'm making a list of all the numbers... 3,082. Where do they stop?