Hal Quote #714
Quote from Hal in Buseys Take a Hostage
Hal: $23 for the neighborhood association. The annual meeting is tomorrow night.
Lois: It's been a year already? Those people are relentless. You think, if we showed up once, they'd stop inviting us?
Hal: That's always been the pattern.
Lois: Hal, don't worry. You have a good excuse. Tomorrow you're cleaning the dead possum out of the chimney. The smell has gotten so bad, I can't tell when Jamie needs changing anymore.
Hal: You know, if we just wait a few more weeks, it'll disintegrate on its own.
Lois: Tomorrow, Hal. I'm sick of all those crows on roof.
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Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Are you studying?
Reese: Yeah. My stupid teachers wait until the end of my senior year to tell me I have final exams. In every single class! I've got to get serious now. If the finals are anything like this practice test, it's gonna be brutal.
Malcolm: It's just a bunch of true/false questions.
Reese: So it's a 50-50 chance. Do you know what the odds are of getting one of those right?
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: What's up with Mom?
Reese: She just saw my report card. I flunked out of every single class.
Malcolm: What?
Reese: Every single one of my finals, I got every question wrong.
Malcolm: Oh, my God.
Reese: I know. Now I get to repeat my senior year! Isn't this great? I worked so hard for this. I had to make sure I flunked every class so completely, I couldn't make it up in summer school. Now I don't have to move out or go to college or get a job for a whole 'nother year! This is the greatest achievement of my entire life!
Quote from Reese
Malcolm: Did you pull an all nighter?
Reese: Yeah. Math. I kept getting confused, so I'm making a list of all the numbers... 3,082. Where do they stop?