Lois: Jessica, your pasta recipe is terrific. Look at us, eating healthy for once. Reese, you want some more?
Reese: No. She took over the TV, now she's taking over dinner? This isn't even food.
Jessica: Reese, it's just low-fat.
Reese: And if you knew anything at all about food, you'd know that fats and oils are the vehicles by which flavor travels. Fat is what makes things taste good. That's why a wise and loving God created fat in the first place.
Lois: She is a guest in our home, and I think it's delicious. [serves Reese pasta]
Reese: She can make me take it, but she can't make me eat it. [dumps pasta in his own pants]