Hal: It's not stealing, it's just borrowing. Not stealing, just borrowing.
Reese: First we pick up all the trash from our lawn. Then we top it off with a little medical waste, and we pay a visit to a certain garbage man.
Hal: And those guard dogs are going to be okay?
Reese: They'll wake up in half an hour. They may have a slight headache.
Hal: Son, if you could just apply this kind of focus and determination to your school work... Oh, that ship has sailed.