Lois: [screams]
Ida: You have your father's breasts.
Lois: For God's sake, Mother, what are you doing here?
Ida: A simple "hello" is asking too much?
Lois: I'm sorry. You scared the living daylights out of me.
Ida: I have news.
Lois: Look, if Susan kicked you out, it doesn't mean you can stay here, because we just don't have the room. Not with the new baby and all.
Ida: Oh, yes, another precious baby. You wouldn't want your welfare checks to dry up. I'm not moving in. I'm getting married.
Lois: What?!