Ida: His name is Mr. Li. I met him on my Alaska cruise. We're getting married tomorrow.
Lois: You're getting married tomorrow?!
Ida: At my age, if he has his teeth and is good in bed, why wait? [Malcolm groans] Oh, I forgot. This one doesn't like girls.
Malcolm: Grandma, I'm not gay.
Ida: That's right. I'm just a liar.