Lois: Everyone taking the test was trying to copy off him.
Malcolm: [to camera] Wow, Mom's actually proud of me. It's kind of nice to finally have my moment in the...
Lois: Dewey?! Oh, my God! Is this what it looks like?
Dewey: Yes, Mom. This is a friend. His name's Noah.
Lois: Oh, Noah, it is such a pleasure to meet you. I can't tell you how thrilled I am...
Dewey: Mom. If we seem too excited, we're going to spook him. So as far as you're concerned, this is just another day. Come on, Noah.
Lois: Dewey? [takes photograph] Okay, I'm done now.