Hal: "Hal and Sons." That means you, too, Jamie. [gets emotional] I know it's just a crappy wooden sign, but... Boys, I want you to know that this is the greatest day of my life. I'm so happy and proud of each and every one of you, and I just want to make sure that you don't screw this up. We will have so many precious memories together, as long as you don't give in to your worst instincts and do something really stupid. I just love you so much, and I want to keep loving you.
Malcolm: Dad, stop worrying. We can do this. With what we spent on trees and truck rental, we'll be in profit once we sell tree 67.
Reese: Then let's just sell that tree first.
Dewey: What are those tools for?
Hal: Let me show you. These are for setting up the trees. First you use the radial saw to cut an inch off the bottom of the trunk. Then you use this nail gun to stick the tree stand... [hides nail gun behind back] Again, I am so proud of you boys and I don't want to lose this feeling.