Police Officer: Sir, you can't have a business in your front yard without a permit.
Hal: Officer, we've sunk all our money into this. We've just got to sell one more tree to break even. That's all I'm asking. One tree. Just let me sell one tree. Have you got a tree?
Reese: Coming through.
Police Officer: You.
Reese: I was never at that dog show! And where would a high school kid get a spear gun, anyway?