Lois: Why don't you go stay at Susan's? She has four extra bedrooms and a satellite dish.
Ida: Your sister should stick her head in a can of beans!
Lois: What?! She's always been your favorite. She's the only one you called when Dad died.
Ida: She isn't my favorite anymore! She called me bitter! Then she hung up on me. On me! Or maybe I hung up on her. Who remembers? Either way, she should rot in hell.